Its no secret that Im not exactly the biggest performance SUV fan. On more than one occasion Ive likened the segment to training elephants to tap dance (sure you can do it, but whats the point?). To me, an SUV is really good at carrying lots of people and stuff, occasionally good at going off-road, and thats about it. Sure, you can stuff it with power and mechanical grip and every speed trick in the book to make it fast, but in the end, if its performance that youre after, youre better off with a smaller, lighter platform, preferably something specifically designed for the job. To make matters worse, the SUV Coupe segment almost always hurts one the SUVs biggest strengths (interior room) to bolster one of its biggest weaknesses (styling). And to me, thats dumb.